Since ariving in Eorzea. I've Sucked A LOT of Dicks

I have jokingly said that with my casual attitude towards sex, oral sex might as well be a hello to me. And while that does inform this first piece and first publication It isn't the overall point. The overall point is to introduce you to our mission statement I guess. Though I'm sure a lot of you will skip this text and get straight to the naughty pictures included within

You lovely degenerates

So welcome to issue one. I'm S'uub and I've taken it upon myself to to bring you a taste of Eorzea's more tantalizing dark side. As such I've frequented the Quicksand in infamous Balmung, where revealing is the encouraged norm and the ground will never cease to stick to your shoes. Do not go barefoot into the Quicksands. 

At current the plan is to release a publication per month, including one ERP Interview video a few

articles, with photos. Initially we were going to create videos on a certain site.... but their verification process was let's say incompatible with our format. But that is the past.

And hopefully we've found a regular home here. Fingers crossed.

Of course there are still some obstacles, we may get into that in a later article. But since arriving in Balmung I have not been disappointed. I've been pounded by a Roegadyn on the side of the street, blown a guy over Ul'Dah's gladiator's pit, and derided by someone who didn't hear from me soon enough. All of whom preferred to remain private. That said, I did want to practice my photography skills some which lead me to seek out some of these shots and the premise of this article. I've had my mouth on a lot of dicks.

Just a tease

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Ok so not just dicks

And I got to top a little too

Just a teaser at some of the earlier attempts. Things should get better from here. An while this publication will be pornographic in nature. I do want it to be fun and informative as well. so please come on back next time. Love you all,

Stay Lewd