A few months back a strange affliction harried the Hrothgar and Roe males of Balmung's Ul' Dah. A sleeping sickness of sorts. Though few were affected, those who were found themselves nude and in the deepest sleep imaginable. Unshakable by any conventional means. Thus, clearly unconventional methods would be required.
I, inquisitive and kind-hearted soul that I am, took it upon myself to wake these boys in as pleasant a manner as possible. Smelling salts and other strong aromas had of course been tried. but I went for a sweeter more natural approach. to start.... And while They would not stir, the idle tongue work from sleeping handsome would be encouraging enough to keep trying.....
After having such a...thing buried inside me and exhausted from the attempt, I, like many others had to admit defeat. With any luck I had at least provided them a pleasant dream or two. Since then the sleeping bodies have since found their way out of Ul'Dak'd streets. Seemingly with no one seeing whether they'd awoken or were simply carted away by the Brass Blades or Eternal Flames.
With that the sleeper's saga concluded, with no explanation of what had caused such an ailment to begin with. We are just left with the mystery of if. But who knows, maybe the sleepers were just a band or merry pranksters, faking sleep for some level of attention.
But surely that's far too absurd right?
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